Who is ParkWatch? Super heroes? Arch Villains? Or just Burrs in our Saddles?
Did you ever see that movie Mystery Men? It came out in 1999 and starred Ben Stiller, Janeane Garofalo, Hank Azaria, William H. Macy, Paul Reubens and Gregg Kinnear. They were a group of B-List super heroes – The Bowler, The Spleen, The Shoveler, The Blue Raja – struggling to make their lives relevant.
My favorite character is Mr. Furious, played by Ben Stiller, whose super power comes from his Boundless Rage.
The founders of ParkWatch state the catalyst of their Boundless Rage was the hiring of Jon Gurban, aka The Admiral of Evil.
The ParkWatch characters:
Margaret Hamilton
Persistent Bursitis
Did you ever see that movie Mystery Men? It came out in 1999 and starred Ben Stiller, Janeane Garofalo, Hank Azaria, William H. Macy, Paul Reubens and Gregg Kinnear. They were a group of B-List super heroes – The Bowler, The Spleen, The Shoveler, The Blue Raja – struggling to make their lives relevant.
My favorite character is Mr. Furious, played by Ben Stiller, whose super power comes from his Boundless Rage.
The founders of ParkWatch state the catalyst of their Boundless Rage was the hiring of Jon Gurban, aka The Admiral of Evil.
The ParkWatch characters:
Margaret Hamilton
Persistent Bursitis
Fitz Grumbledore
Dizz Nitpick-ski
Mini Me
Barney Rubble
Dizz Nitpick-ski
Mini Me
Barney Rubble
We here at ParkWatchWatch begin our quest to understand this strange new breed of Psychoactivists by investigating the facts behind the hiring of Mr. Gurban. We are going to take it a step further and take a hard look at his performance over the last five years.
What is so evil about Jon Gurban?
Stay tuned.
Who are you nimrods?
ReplyDeleteI am so happy you are finally shedding light on the nutty Park Watch crowd. They are anti-everything and completely out of control. From the regular folks in Minneapolis who just want a decent park system...THANK YOU!!!!
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